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Have you ever noticed …

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin Advertisements

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​May the forces of evil …

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ~ George Carlin

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The main reason Santa is so jolly …

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~ George Carlin

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