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Some people …

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle. ~ Robert Anthony Advertisements

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Lead us not …

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.  ~ Sam Levenson

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I want my children …

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. ~ Phyllis Diller

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The older I grow …

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. ~ H. L. Mencken

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Confidence is …

Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you. ~ Zig Ziglar

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Have you ever noticed …

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin

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Women always worry …

Women always worry about things that men forget; men always worry about things women remember. ~ Albert Einstein

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