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I love being married …

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner Advertisements

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Being a woman …

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~ Joseph Conrad

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​May the forces of evil …

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ~ George Carlin

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I want my children to …

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. ~ Phyllis Diller

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Hearty laughter is …

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors. ~ Norman Cousins

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There is nothing better …

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. ~ Linda Grayson

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If you don’t …

If you don’t think every day is a good day, just try missing one.~ Cavett Robert

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