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Don’t worry …

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~ Charles M. Schulz Advertisements

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Indecision …

Indecision may or may not be my problem. ~ Jimmy Buffett

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Harpo …

Harpo, she’s a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. ~ Harpo Marx

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Research is …

Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing. ~ Wernher von Braun

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All I ask …

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. ~ Spike Milligan

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I love being married …

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner

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Being a woman …

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~ Joseph Conrad

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