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Always remember…

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. ~ Margaret Mead Advertisements

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Women always …

Women always worry about things that men forget; men always worry about things women remember. ~ Albert Einstein

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Two things are infinite …

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein

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Some people …

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle. ~ Robert Anthony

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Lead us not …

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.  ~ Sam Levenson

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I want my children …

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. ~ Phyllis Diller

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The older I grow …

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. ~ H. L. Mencken

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