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Hearty laughter is …

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors. ~ Norman Cousins

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There is nothing better …

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. ~ Linda Grayson

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If you don’t …

If you don’t think every day is a good day, just try missing one.~ Cavett Robert

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Never …

Never put a sock in a toaster.  ~ Eddie Izzard

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I don’t feel old …

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap. ~ Bob Hope

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If evolution really works …

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~ Milton Berle

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‚ÄčAll my life …

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner

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