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The older I grow …

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. ~ H. L. Mencken Advertisements

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Confidence is …

Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you. ~ Zig Ziglar

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Have you ever noticed …

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin

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Women always worry …

Women always worry about things that men forget; men always worry about things women remember. ~ Albert Einstein

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I don’t make jokes …

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ~ Will Rogers

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Doing a job right …

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong fourteen times gives you job security. ~ Stephen Hawking

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A day …

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ~ Steve Martin

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