Monthly Archives: May 2017
“What day is it?” “It’s today,” squeaked Piglet. “My favorite day,” said Pooh.
Never put a sock in a toaster. ~ Eddie Izzard
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap. ~ Bob Hope
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years. ~ Ausonius
Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. ~ Abraham Lincoln
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~ Mark Twain